im really jealous of people who can accept themselves and be confident and actually like how they look because it fucking kills me looking in the mirror and just wanting to cry and crumble into little pieces
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
i’m not saying i’m batman but answer me this have you ever seen me and batman in the same room